Just some thoughts...

Why do we call the small mom and pop gas stations convenience stores? I see nothing convenient about having to look over my shoulder while trying to buy a pack a gum and a Gatorade. I shouldn't have to worry if the guy working the register is trying to steal my pin# as I put it in. There is nothing convenient about pumping your gas as fast as you can because there is a "lady of the night" crossing the street. Let's start calling these places what they are, scares shops. Because whatever crazy things you were thinking of doing during the day, these place scare those thoughts out of your mind. s/n Never tell the guy begging for change that you don't have any and then go in pay for you gas with cash. He's watching you. He's still standing out there, ready to pounce and you like a lion on his next meal.

When are gas prices going to go back to what they used to be? I ask myself that every time I'm standing there trying to hurry up and pump my gas before that "lady of the night" sees me. I think its time we find some alternative fuel sources. If tigerblood would make Charlie Sheen turn into the embodiment of WINNING, imagine what it would do to a car. I think it's time we start cloning tigers and drain them of all their blood supply (That was a joke for all you PETA members. Notice the line before about Charlie Sheen and go watch YouTube videos of his interviews to get the full scope of the tigerblood reference). But back to the subject at hand, gas prices are just"TOO DAMN HIGH"(Circa 2010 The Rent is too damn high political party). I don't completely agree with offshore drilling but I'm for anything that will keep me from spending all my money getting to and from work.

When is originality coming back to the hip hop industry? It seems that the industry today is controlled by two types of fan. Either its a preteen girl hooked on 80s hooks techno beats and dumb raps or a 20 something male who smokes weed all day and watches adult swim all night (No diss to adult swim. I'm a Family Guy and Robot Chicken addict). You know the guy that claims he only listens to the underground boom bap, walks around looking bumpy wearing Adidas with no laces and listening to the 5000 songs he has downloaded to his iPod. Its time for something new. Its time for someone to step outside the box and stop following trends.

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