1. Do not wear those 6 foot long fake Gucci and Burberry scarves. When the Gucci logo on your scarf looks like 2 Zs entangled in boxing match, it's not real. Your better off wearing the fake Gucci Timberland boots your favorite rapper was wearing in 2001.
2.If your over the age of 20 do not use or address yourself as having swagger. May it rest in 2010 with slime (NYC), Bo,(NC) and thats hot.
3. When you purchase a fitted do not wear it with the scanner sticker still on it. Yes we know you
bought that overpriced hat and the Air Force Ones to match instead of paying your child support.
4. The next one is for the ladies. Do not look in the mirror and start believing that you are Nikki Minaj. She is a entertainer. What you see in the videos, magazines and what you hear in the songs is her trying to entertain you. Don't dye your hair so it looks like a pack of jolly ranchers. Your hair will be nothing more than a distraction from reality. Besides you can't be bald on Monday and have pink curls on Wednesday.
5.Ladies this one is for you too. Just say no to lace front wigs. This should be self explanatory. You are fooling no one but yourself. You can't be 36 and still have baby hair.
6. Don't buy a 300 dollar car from the police auction and then go buy $1000 rims on it. No matter how much the rims cost or how big the rims are, they do not make the value of that hot box go up.
7. Do not get anything tattooed on your face. Unless your on your death row or you serving time under a life sentence, you should not have anything on your face. No fake gangster tears, no stars and absolutely no ice cream cones (thank Gucci Mane for that one).
more to be added soon
2.If your over the age of 20 do not use or address yourself as having swagger. May it rest in 2010 with slime (NYC), Bo,(NC) and thats hot.
3. When you purchase a fitted do not wear it with the scanner sticker still on it. Yes we know you
bought that overpriced hat and the Air Force Ones to match instead of paying your child support.
4. The next one is for the ladies. Do not look in the mirror and start believing that you are Nikki Minaj. She is a entertainer. What you see in the videos, magazines and what you hear in the songs is her trying to entertain you. Don't dye your hair so it looks like a pack of jolly ranchers. Your hair will be nothing more than a distraction from reality. Besides you can't be bald on Monday and have pink curls on Wednesday.
5.Ladies this one is for you too. Just say no to lace front wigs. This should be self explanatory. You are fooling no one but yourself. You can't be 36 and still have baby hair.
6. Don't buy a 300 dollar car from the police auction and then go buy $1000 rims on it. No matter how much the rims cost or how big the rims are, they do not make the value of that hot box go up.
7. Do not get anything tattooed on your face. Unless your on your death row or you serving time under a life sentence, you should not have anything on your face. No fake gangster tears, no stars and absolutely no ice cream cones (thank Gucci Mane for that one).
more to be added soon
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